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    2019 Jumper Numbers

    A player changing name for a number gag would be the best thing since we almost drafted Freddie Clutterbuck
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    2019 Jumper Numbers

    It's KK47 or I riot.
  3. The idea that we just have to find somebody to kick 50 is simplistic - we've just traded a key forward for a key defender, the idea is that we concede less goals because of that so the burden on one player to kick 50 and replace Hogan is a myth.
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    Rumour File

    Remember the first finale of The Recruit when every team was wheeled in to sit there and not press a button to say they were interested in a player. Only Kochie being generous and making sure Port picked the bloke saved it from being the most farcical spectacle in TV history.
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    Would we take $cully back?

    I've just been thinking about how much more interest I'll have in GWS next year when this dead-eyed mercenary plonker is gone. Hope he somehow ends up at St Kilda so we can be guaranteed he'll never play in a flag.
  6. If the Experience returns I'll be useless due to dying of excitement.
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    The Harley Bennell Thread

    The white line fever thread
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    Would we take $cully back?

    Is there a toilet that needs to be cleaned?
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    Viney on crutches

    Pretty much any day ending in a y
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    Grand Final Entertainment

    Obviously Chainmale wasn't available
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    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    Just need to wait until next week and start feeding stories that West Coast are interested in him next year as Kennedy's long term replacement. Would rather lose him for compo next year than not extort Freo now.
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    Harrison Petty

    Have never trusted comments like this since Cale Morton was supposed to be a steal at pick 4 because "some people" rated him the best player in the draft.
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    Jordan Lewis is absolutely cooked, never pick him again

    Has been ok last few weeks until dying in the arse today, but we're mad if we don't start trying to upgrade ASAP. Cannot finish 2019 in the 1s if we're serious.
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    Jakovich Brothers on The Front Bar (20/9)

    What a world when Jako is so reintegrated into society that he's casually appearing in comedy skits.
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    Who's going to Perth?

    Reporting for duty. In tomorrow night, out Saturday night, bring the insanity.
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    MFC - the original owner of the MCG

    Richmond moved in for 1965. Enough said.
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    Perth radio 6PR lighting a fire under the Prelim

    Considering they're on the same network 6PR and 3AW having a feud has about as much legitimacy as a WWE match. They would have cooked this up the moment Melbourne - West Coast was confirmed. These Western Australian muppets should boo themselves for being sucked in by such obviously artificial outrage.
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    Demonland Podcast LIVE Tonight (18/9) @ 8:30pm

    Gee God Boy Wow
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    The moment you know when you’re going to win

    Already burst a blood vessel after the Geelong game. Also a tremendous cheapskate.
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    The moment you know when you’re going to win

    When Melksham kicked his second I started booking flights, only looked up again to see Spargo's goal and then for the siren. Felt a bit gloomy at missing out on the last couple of minutes, then I saw how much flights were an hour later and realised I'd done the right thing.
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    WCE Prematch from Big Footy

    Only a non-Victorian could consider Collingwood part of a fairytale.
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    Why we hate the Hawks

    Staple a velcro hawk to your arm
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    Why we hate the Hawks

    Not sure why I'm supposed to hate them for the merger, good on them for blowing it up.
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    Dion Johnstone

    This is like when Jamar was pox for six years, came good for a couple of seasons and now we can never write ruckmen off until they're about 27.
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    Has OMAC surpassed his brother? (The Age)

    The gag is explained in the first two paragraphs FFS.