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About jako13

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  1. come on Beeb. you know not to bring logic to the demonland table.....
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    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    anyone else thinking Marquis de Sade whenever they see Marquis instead of Marquee. Seems very apt for the various levels of Sadomasochism going on here.... BBO may be very interested. speaking BBO - has anyone checked on him since the block renovated the Gatwick.
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    Rating Josh Mahoney

    hes a good 'gets the job done' bloke. we see people squabbling here about payed too much or didnt ask enough constantly on here and elsewhere. I say [censored] that. he gets the blokes into the club and gets our blokes to their destination of choice - unless we are dealing with [censored] (see current Freo regime...) a couple of numbers next the picks are largely irrelevant. get the right ballpark and let's make it happen. no fart arseing around not being happy with pick 7 when we after 5. I like the methodology and importantly with that so do most people - hence we now have good trading terms with most clubs and aren't seen as d8ckheads who want the earth for their current players but are only wanting to pay for passion pop while ordering French champagne for others!
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    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    oh FFS... you mean we have to keep a 23year old CHF who's output to date matches any other KPF at his age ever......
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    The Other Preliminary Final

    I still remember Bruce's favourite moment from the 1988 Olympics.... "would have to be Carl Lewis in those tight bike shorts" not anything to do with the amazing athletic feats just the fact he loved seeing Carls tackle wobbling around....
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    The Other Preliminary Final

    unfortunately though Billy Slater gave away a goal line penalty for a beautifully executed hip and shoulder. loved it. Ref didn't - called it a shoulder charge. if he gets charged by the NRL minimum penalty is a week. might be his last game and no fairytale GF for him
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    Demon Brownlow Invitees

    most teams have 5. captains and past winners automatic selections. Danger Ablett and Selwood all auto selections then they have 4 others. we have 2 captains hence 3 other invitees
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    I have a dilemma...

    there is only one practical solution start a go fund me page to collect enough coin from fellow demon worshippers to either a) buy a new hat from Ebay or b) keep it going and if we win the GF there will be enough funding to fly to the states and pick up a new choice hat
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    Changes v Hawthorn - Semi Final

    RDB and Weid have been best mates for a couple of decades now. one of the big reasons Our Weid was super happy to be coming to Demonland
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    If we beat the Cats I will ..

    happily wipe the [censored] smug smiles off all my cat supporting mates. They have all been arrogant turds for the last 15 years. They deadset make me angry just by breathing in my direction..... oh I feel better now. that's a load off the shoulders.... now let's get beating this mob from down the highway
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    If Clarry CHOO CHOO DOESNT make AA I will..

    really need to reassess my life choices. These 2 are seriously batting well above their average......
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    The Road to the Cup

    Friday night footy [censored] yeah! big night big stage Finals performer for a decade or so. BRING IT ON
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    Round 23 Non MFC Games

    come on dockers!
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    I was on me pat. fearing for my life at the opposite end to the cheers squad! felt like old vic park days where I was sitting