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  1. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Possibly.... certainly full of it !!
  2. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    The afore mentioned frog !
  3. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    After my recent foray of misadventure vis a vis Mango Daiquiris... it's back on the wagon with a Banana Milkshake Wife backed up with Banana toast !
  4. Not the Youngest/Least Experienced Anymore ...

    🤔pressure's on Got to deliver now.
  5. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Whats the count so far red ?
  6. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I hope the soggy marshes of Romsey aren't too inundated with water. Im not sure our ol uncle Bitters can cope with....water
  7. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Well...f'd if i could find him (nemo ) Swam around...had no luck. He's out there somewhere !!
  8. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Mea culpa....they were Mango The seafaring lot were having a happy hour special for we landlubbers. Alas no Banana choice !! I know...and in Qld !! I must confess ...ive also had drinks comprising pineapple, coconut and sugar cane derivatives !!! ....and i did a little walking in the rain. Hopefully there's a bit of something bananarish on offer on our way to finding Nemo !!
  9. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I had a Banana Chai smoothie yesterday with brunch. All is well, thanks for the concern Stay dry (ish) down there
  10. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Oddly enough Ernest there were some of those "English Tourists" Not that i particularly care much for the game these days but i enquired as to their interest in cricket. That seemed to to the job. Crocs are indeed a serious thing up here and i take good care not to smile at them. Must be time for my morning juice
  11. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Yes...feeling refreshed now. Heading out on the yacht soon. Seafood buffer to boot. Gotta take it whilst there Bit warm for Reds...BBO wouldn't like this I'm sure ...
  12. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Have moved on. Lunch time Such is life...
  13. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Is a bit earlier than you suggest....but I'm coping
  14. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    @hemingway Just for you Ernest. Am at your namesakes in P.D. In honour of all we 'inbibers' Cheers
  15. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    The dining companionship is beyond compare
  16. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I really have nothing to contribute to the countdown ....
  17. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Im sure ill wander along , buy a snag, sink a tinnie or two. VB won't be a permanent residence. More a holiday destination for us, our family and friends etc. Probably let out fron time to time. I can assure you we paid far less than 130...even less than asking Had originally thought about Inverloch but left our race too late there. Both wife and I had holidayed at VB in younger times and now we just like it as it away from ALL the ratrace. Not a lot in good ol VB. At least theres a Bar
  18. SEN's List Manager dissects our List

    Wallace = [email protected] Why do ppl put up threads and pontificate about such. Doesn't anyone learn ffs Pre season equals anyone's guess Ppl disect and get all jiggy !! Laughable. Maybe 5 games inro REAL season some sort of picture presents !!
  19. SEN's List Manager dissects our List

    Fmd ..Wallace...are we none the wiser. Must be Schoolies Move along...
  20. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    EH I'm not venturing far from either a pool...or a chilled drink. As an affecianado of things ferroquinaleous the Kuranda jaunt attracts otherwise....pool....drink !!!
  21. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    The Funny thing Ernest...is two things I detest are Heat and Humidity...in many ways I travel under sufferance. I hate summer. Im only going as Im assured there'll be constant access to cooling liquids or a pool...or both...or similar. The good lady as does much or her brood relishes Qld... I'm really not a fan though Coolum in early Autumn is quite pleasant. We bloody live 100m from the beach...if i stand up I can just about see it..It holds no mesmerising allure for moi. ( though the Dog does rather enjoy a frollick ) We've just bought land in Venus Bay...I get to spend 6 months next year..building a house...by the f*&^%$!!! beach.. Im over them...lol A cool mountain stream with vistas of mountains, snowcapped.....ahhhhhh now we're talking but the Bright build is still years away ...so alas...Ill go to bloody qld...but dont expect me to enjoy it (well not too much )...apparently its some place near the mirage.. so not too shabby ( bloody doesnt want to be lol ) I of course as I feel sheepish leaving you all will keep you informed daily about the suffering. Im informed one doesnt wear crocs up there.....in fact crocs are to be avoided entirely.....apparently the beach will be in 'stinger' season...i mean wtf is the attration lol... No lets go snorkelling... in teeth infested waters.. We're not that bright we humans are we.... the bubbles better be chilled thats all I can say.......
  22. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Must confess i can't remember a time i was less interested in this time of year. One assumes all residences within cooee of Goschs are either razed or in the process. Supposedly something happens Friday but if we still rely on this as a panacea we've gone nowhere. If anyone from this plays for us in 2018 we're in strife so ill only bother a quick perusal for familiarity prior to our festive supper and then its back to the Beanos !! The good wife has booked us into some silly snorkeling upon the Reef during our venture nth nextvweek ..i expect it's what we tourists must do...i wonder if its Mai Tais , Mojitos or Margueritas for lunch on such excursions. The wonder is deliciously exciting. Cricket these days seems as exciting as....crickets. Think im starting to understand Gils attraction to that Chukka past time. At least they have bubbles !! Well...i see the Trolls are up and at it in other threads. Think I'll leave that alone and savour the sanctuary of civilised , if obscure, nutterings of the varied eccentric raconteurs that on occasion take respite among us. There is of course all you lot too
  23. Absolutely nothing. Sorry. They are a commercial entity not a charity. I await the howls.
  24. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    I only know my wife to be wifey....am not au fait with your hobby Am blissfully ignorant of your better knowledge
  25. The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Id be disowned Ernest should i ever wear a pair of 'budgies' Tbh. Id disown myself !!! In deference to impending trip north...and likelihood of spending much time in pool and with the departure of 'that bloke' i thought id buy some of his Boardies ...hoping they'd fit !! If they don't fit I'm cactus...if they do fit I'm...cactus....with a bar near a pool....am bound to be........🌵🤣 They fit.... I'll still be cactus 🍹🍹🍹 At least wifey can innocuously ask around... "anyone seen my cactus hubby ?"