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    AFLX Revamped

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz care factor...........................immeasurable
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    WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - TOM SPARROW

    i like fart(y) for sparrow and chuck for spargo still working on hore.......got it......slapper
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    Gaming - we are out!

    well i can assure you the uniting church ladies tennis club of burwood had nothing to do with it, earl. i would have heard if they did.
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    Gaming - we are out!

    would seem more a political than business decision to me, which usually involves a stick or carrot situation, so a "reward" could be seen either as a carrot or a non-stick. https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/pull-plug-on-pokies-afl-commission-chairman-richard-goyder-20170821-gy12n7.html
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    special robert says you paid too much, red. reckons they saw you as a soft touch and ripped you off.
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    The Irish

    good to see she got out. he was far too old for her.
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    https://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/teams/richmond/best-22-of-afl-players-who-grew-up-barracking-for-richmond/news-story/88bed0c8f3aca0e0d606842697ac3f30 RICHMOND FANS BEST 22 B: Taylor Hunt, Kristian Jaksch, Jarman Impey HB: Bob Murphy, Lachie Hansen, Luke Hodge CEN: 😄 HWFUA, Dom Tyson, Matt White HF: Liam Sumner, Jimmy Bartel, Billy Hartung F: Kayne Turner, Matthew Richardson, Ben Ainsworth Ruck: Matthew Lobbe, Nat Fyfe, Marcus Bontempelli Inter: Jono O’Rourke, Sam Weideman, Shane Crawford, Kane Johnson Emg: Joel Bowden, Patrick Bowden, Wayne Harmes, Tim Watson
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    but said and un-named player never did get to his beloved yellow and black club
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    Training - Friday, 7th December 2018

    he was just trying to impress maxy. good chunder, good move.
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    Does Height matter that much?

    according to the figures essendrug have 1/2 their total list (22) over 190cm (6'3") have they switched to a new growth hormone?
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    Training - Monday 3rd December, 2018

    big guys take longer to develop?
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    Training - Monday 3rd December, 2018

    i'm actually in better shape now than the end of the season just saw my cardio and he doesn't want to see me next for 3 years (normally annually). all because got off my [censored] and did some regular training 😀
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    Bummers - record - need a needle to play i don't get the dogs one, and why all blue?
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    being the "off" season and this thread being the pre-eminent source of all things banana, i thought the following fascinating factoid would be of interest to all you banana aficionados................ --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chewing Banana Slug By Contributing Writer April 13, 2011 Share on Facebook Photo: David Sifry Slimy Banana slugs need little introduction. Honored as the official mascot of the University of California, Santa Cruz, they can often be seen on huge roadside hoardings and printed on t-shirts. The second largest species of slug in the world, Banana slugs live on the damp forest floors of the Western United States. Usually bright yellow in color, the Banana slug is a shell-less mollusk which can grow up to 15-25 cm (5.9-9.8 in) in length. Banana slugs eat many different foods such as plants, rotting fruits, animal waste, and surprisingly other banana slugs too! But the most bizarre fact concerns their strange mating habit, where one slug chews the penis off its partner after finishing sex. Chomp… Chomp! Interesting but disgusting. Photo: Swirll Banana slugs are hermaphrodites, which means they have the reproductive organs associated with both the sexes. So, they can act as both male and female at the same time, and on rare occasions are even known to mate with themselves too. Their Latin name is dolichophallus, which means ‘giant penis’. It’s a fitting name too as they do all have enormous penises, almost as long as their entire body length. If a Banana slug is to mate properly, it has to choose a partner of equal size. If it doesn’t and the calculation is not done properly before mating, the chances are that its penis will get stuck during copulation. Unable to pull out afterward, the only option left is to bite off the other slug’s member. This strange process of penis-chewing is termed apophallation. Photo: Jim Bahn Another very strange fact about Banana slugs is that they mate on a thick layer of slime, which they produce before the mating begins. They often eat each others’ slime, perhaps in the process of getting to know each other. One might well wonder for hours about such a bizarre mating ritual. What if both slugs were to start chewing, for example? Obviously both would end up penis-less. Eeek!!
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    atta boy........that's the spirit and btw i'm a great supporter of your countdowns despite the apparent lack of interest in your cryptic hints
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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

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    The No T$ No B$ Thread

    more importantly a countdown for aflx r1
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    Age Ladder

    a bit meaningless including the whole list should be narrowed down to top 25 (maybe top 30)
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    Demons Grand Plan for Yarra Park Training HQ

    some interesting thoughts there, ds
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    Training - Wednesday, 28th November 2018

    don't like budgie smugglers, moonie?
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    2018 Membership Thread

    for the record - final figures -"A club membership record of 45,178"
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    Tom Campbell

    we can have 1 b-rookie plus 1 of either main-list or regular rookie (......i think)
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