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  1. Dom Tyson - Yes or No ?

    1.08 Kick to ANB in open misses _ throw in 1.44 open hand pass to player under pressure- turnover 3.57 Direct opponent (Phillips) kicks goal 4.41 free kick from OOB directly to Collingwood player 19.30 handpass to Melbourne player under pressure - turnover 26.35 Marks ball, kicks to a contest - ball up 5 turnovers unforced
  2. Dom Tyson - Yes or No ?

    5 turnovers in the 1st quarter against Collingwood, playing on the wing. All unforced.
  3. Dom Tyson - Yes or No ?

    Because he is not Dusty or Danger...and his turnovers are unforced....
  4. Trade rumours

    Keep away from unsubstantiated rumours, thanks people. They may even be the truth, but we cannot allow them to be published.
  5. Help Needed - Collingwood/Buckley Jokes

    From Puntroadend.com.......adjust each joke as required: Just to lightening the mood. An Essendon fan, a Collingwood fan and a Richmond fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said, "It is my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to grant each of you one wish before your whipping." The Essendon fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Essendon fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The Collingwood fan was next up (he had almost finished an entire six pack by himself), and after watching the scene, said "Alright! Please fix two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Collingwood fan out crying like a little girl. The Richmond fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your supporters are some of the best and most loyal fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Thank you, your Royal Highness," the Richmond fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes". "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheikh says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And, your second wish....what is it to be?" "Tie the Collingwood fan to my back." How do you know you are a Collingwood supporter: 1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people." 5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family once died right after saying: "Hey, watch this...." 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo. 9. You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: "Carn the Pies." 10. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels. 11. The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it. 12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 13. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 15. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk. 16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 17. Your front verandah collapses and kills more than five dogs. For more....they have 12 pages worth....go to http://puntroadend.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=2126.0 You will have to sign up to the site to get access.
  6. Dom Tyson - Yes or No ?

    Turnover king. Won't kick the ball. Keeps giving the ball to others who are in a worse position. Can't hit a target.
  7. Jake Spencer courted by other clubs

    8 years on the list for 38 games. Time to move on. King is already ahead of him.

    We have to win this game to maintain Jordan Lewi's record of never having played in a losing side to Collingwood.
  9. Jason Taylor Interview

    Brilliant GT, .......great interview. Would recommend a lot of Demonland people listen in to understand the thinking behind the selection of various players and what the club has for them in way of expectations....why KP players are not expected to perform straight away, the difficulty picking rucks, the need for development. Very isightful

    Exactly....that was the single moment when our whole season probably hung in the balance. A loose ball 15 m out from the St.Kilda goal when they had got back to 4 points behind from a 7 goal deficit. JL just had to go, and he did. It stopped their momentum and as you have suggested, those sort of actions count when it matters most.

    I want to know how we have managed to score Razor Ray 2 weeks in a row?
  12. The Jake Lever Thread

    Easy.....Gibbs to Adelaide, Lever to Melbourne....(now you fill in the gap) _________to Carlton.
  13. Changes vs St Kilda

    Salem was injured during the last game and was on crutches after the match.
  14. MCC Committee Election

    Heavily into cricket: https://au.linkedin.com/in/clare-cannon-8192382b It is the Melbourne Cricket club after all.
  15. 17-5 fixture

    Be careful what you ask for. .......who do you think would get to play Fremantle in W.A, or Port in Adelaide.... Collingwood, Essendon or Melbourne or the Dogs?