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  1. Dee Dubya

    Most Heartbreaking Loss?

    There have been many disappointments over my 60 odd years, but thankfully, time and alcohol have erased most memories. Living and working in Geelong at the time, 186 is still immune to to the Scotch medications. More recently, the final round loss to the Collingwood gentlemen in 2017 still hurts. I'll never forget the chilling funeral like atmosphere at Jolimont station with both platforms packed only with stunned demon fans with the distant sound of that disgusting song being sung by thousands of toothless bogans at our sacred home. God how I hate 'em.
  2. Essendon defeats Collingwood in 1st Preliminary Final and advances to Grand Final. Melbourne defeats Geelong in the 2nd Preliminary Final by a whopping 187 points and proceeds to the Grand Final. We defeat the Bombers by 5 goals. Eddy produces documents that prove that Essendon used drugs on the day of the 1st Prelim and the result is subsequently reversed. AFL orders a Grand Final replay between Dee's and Magpies with the result being a draw at the final siren. After another 15 minutes of play, Melbourne goes on to defeat Collingwood by 1 point. In order to deflect from all the corruption scandals plaguing him, Prime Minister Bill Shorten announces MFC to be the greatest football team in history and all Melbourne supporters to receive free beer for the next 12 months. Malcolm Turnbull joins ALP and is made Deputy Prime Minister. Declares that he supports Bill Shorten 100%.
  3. Dee Dubya

    Demons Grand Plan for Yarra Park Training HQ

    Cards, that primary school was converted to apartments a few years ago.
  4. Dee Dubya

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    Shoot the artist- it will quadruple in price.
  5. Dee Dubya

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    Don McLean did a good version also. Good Lord, I smell a biscuit replacement theme. Roll on 500.
  6. Dee Dubya

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    How about Max's Misses as no one ever seems to actually mark the thing.
  7. Dee Dubya

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    I think the humble pie that Range Rover placed in the oven yesterday may still be cooking. Wonder how it tastes.
  8. Dee Dubya

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    Nearly there.
  9. Dee Dubya

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    If he wants to get a kick at Fremantle he'll have to play at full back.
  10. Dee Dubya

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    Does anyone know if those lovely wafer biscuits with the layers of chocolate in the middle made it on the list.
  11. Dee Dubya

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    Negotiations resume but an argument has broken out over biscuits
  12. Dee Dubya

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    Channel 7 reporting that negotiations are suspended until Demonland thread hits 400.
  13. Dee Dubya

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    MFC just told Dumbbell no deal, we've changed our mind- Jesse is a required player
  14. Dee Dubya

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    He'd probably have an even bigger smile on his face.
  15. Dee Dubya

    Farewell Jesse Hogan

    Put me down as ambivalent.