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  1. Rd 1 Team with Lever

    Holding it in ....sorry need to exhale...the jack Watts thread doin my noggin in.. ooohhh the sweet smell of my cheroot backs ... nev Omar Lever Salem frosty hibbo and bernieeee mids .... TMac Ollie Viney Lewis gus xxxxxxxxx fronts .... ANB hulk trac Jeffy weeeed (my boy) inter.... jones hunt Tyson melksh emerg.... Gawn Baltic et al light my fire DA...
  2. Farewell Jack Watts

    No matter how thick the smoke from my cheroot swirled today some truths are inescapable and wattsy will never be in premiership team nor will josh Jenkins so let jack go to wherever and take what you can pick 25 or 38 or 49 or 99 but let him be gone and the same goes for the other fourteen on our list who would never have got a game with the tigers today like jkh stretch Salem Wagner white Spencer Hulett Trengove tsmith pedo flippers Kent King Vanders
  3. Watching the game today through a haze of cheroot smoke and the taste of an Asahi or three it seems obvious we need pace pressure and power and this boy was a rabbit in the headlights so pick 27 and nothing else but also plain to see wattsy is yesterday's hero so pick 29 form port would be okay and keep 10 for speed......
  4. Depth issues

    I went to the beach after that Saturday of woe. I took two litres of Dimple and a bag, well a sack really, of weed. The sooty oystercatchers and the local dolphins kept me informed on the misery of the demonlanders. I am in detox right now but am optimistically looking forward to the draft and my next cheroot. So BB how deep is our potential? Here's my take: 2018 best 22... Back 6 Jetta OMac LEVER Hunt TMac Hibberd Mid 6 Gawn Oliver Petracca Lewis Brayshaw GAFF Front 6 Melksham Hogan ANB Garlett Weed TRENGROVE Depential Backs.. Vince Salem Frost Smith McKenna Wagner Mids... Jones Viney Tyson JKH King Vanders Maynard Stretch Fronts... Watts Pedo Hannan Smith Harmes Bugg Johnstone Gone.. Trenners Pencil Kent Flipper White Hulett Lamumba Yes that first drag will be goooood..
  5. Draft Pick # 10 (gone)

    There's smoke here from my cheroot but no fire left in the belly....pick 10 and Watts to Brisbane for pick 1 and we get that gun ... Rayner. Frost and Stretch to Adelaide for Lever Next years first rounder and Spencer to Giants for Kelly
  6. Changes versus Collingwood

    Sitting in front of the fire last night encircled by smoke from my cheroot listening to miles Davis on my stereo it came to me in a white lightning moment..... Just one change and it's a point of difference...bring big wild Frosty in for Wagner and play him on the wing like a runaway bull careering up and down the members wing totally out of control...
  7. Changes v Brisbane

    I'm still swimming toward a darkening horizon... but he's gone... Viney's gone... season over... how can I light a cheroot in the sea!
  8. Changes v Brisbane

    Walking along my local beach just watching the whales heading north and a sooty oystercatcher flew through the smoke ring from my cheroot and laughed and squeaked hey bro he said about your next game. whats up I coughed as I did a double drawback? viney man he's gone for the season and the big bloke's ankle is bad and he can't jump, they were going to play frosty and Maynard against the saints but were able to get them up one more time, but Viney he's done mate. i peeled off my clothes threw my roach in the water and swam for the whales on the horizon...

    Between white clouds from inhaling my cheroot I watched a game of footy on the telly here in my rainforest today. It was an epic battle with Melbourne wounded from previous weeks and Carlton down two at half time but this .... yes this was a game of real footy. At one point in the last quarter the ball was on the ground on the wing and six blokes were too stuffed to bend over and pick it up. I love tough footy. I love ugly contested footy. You know I think I'm loving these new dees. By my cheroot they're as tough as teddy whitten and the Ronald dale and the jimmy Stynes. I cant get enough of them. And that Jordan Lewis and Bernie vince my sweet smoke don't they make all those young fellas walk tall. Sure they make some mistakes but because they take chances and tutor these impressionable like Oliver petracca hannan anb. Not to mention the bloke the silk the Neville. For those who want to drop smith and Kent and stretch understand that playing one week with Bernie and Jordie and nev is worth thirty games for Casey. Let's beat the crows ugly..after the siren.. and no changes Tyson watts et al can earn their re entry through Casey... and only if Casey win... and leave Wagner to learn from Bernie and Jordie...

    Walking the beach break nothing in my head the whirl of cheroot smoke riding my tread and two sooty oystercatchers coming my way low on the wave and I call out to them ...Hey who's in and they waggle their wings like two big W's and I see its Wagner and White for Garlett and Salem and exhaling I say thanks but what does that mean and almost lost in the waves is the sooties cry ... Hunt goes fooorwwarrd... And so I stop take of my clothes and walk into the surf Byrons lighthouse is blinking on the horizon.....

    I was kneading my mull and I heard wise in my head re the Kent and I had to say to the men of the land that it's not that hard if you don't inhale cause we've seen him him look intense and powerful and explosive and shifter but it was for a moment and such is the angst of the goody that he can't get him to explode across a game and so penance at casey seems logical and now ... Can he learn.. Does he want it bad enuf.....
  12. Changes vs Freo

    I was walking along the beach this night and the sea was mellow and the staircase came up as the full moon rose and It was an omen perhaps because I was chasing Tom Pettys full moon fever vinyl album on eBay without success and my cheroot was warm in the light of the new world. As the smoke chased the night I thought of Goody and his choices for this week and I knew that the personnel were not in his thoughts because it was the game plan and his only concern was had he got it right. The plan to be successful for the last day in September and he followed my smoke in the ebbing tide and he smiled and I knew he didn't give a diddly squat who came in they had only to be his men and we would win and losing Max was in a way a blessing after the mrp boys as it was clear that individuals were dispensible no matter how tall and we were to become as a wave in the water and the smoke from my cheroot we would be .... irrepressible..........
  13. Best 22 for Round 1, 2017

    I was smokin through the rainforest and it was raining and raining and raining...... And in a flash of lightning a man stood before me dry as a bone.... And it was Todd and with a wink and a nod he told me this weeks team... Shoot I said tug on this cheroot man and his eyes rolled and his tongue hung low and wet ... And the team was... defenders......mac 1& 2, Bernie, melksh hunty, son of smithy, Lewis ... 7 forwards...... Hoges, Jeffy, tracks, hannnnan, weeeeeed..... 5 Middies...... Maximus, gus, jonesy, olly, the vine, buggy, ..... 6 warmers.... Streeetcch, Pencil, Tyson, sailing.....4
  14. The Should Jack Watts Play Round 1 Poll

    As i weaved my way down the mountains to my beach shack and my big mal a young dude on the roadside was flagging a ride and I slowed enough for him to jump on board. Watts your name comrade and he replied Jack mate whats yours. Call me old wolf or just wolf. Jack had the brightest yellow hair I had ever seen and on his forehead he had tattooed 2 red ticks and a black question mark. I offered him a drag on my cheroot but he waved his hand and said no thanks Mr wolf theyre watchin me..... and I dropped the yellow Watts off at the party capital Byron Bay ....everyone is a Goody here...
  15. Best 22 for Round 1, 2017

    He was standing under the giant red cedar at Three Ways with his thumb out and so I slowed and wound down the passenger window and said g'day mate throw your surfboard in the back with mine and you and your dog jump in. I am heading to Byron for a paddle great he said me too. Wow he said it smells like treacle in here and his eyes lit up as I passed my half smoked cheroot to him. Ta he said my names Goody and my dog is Toddy. Well boys you can call me the Wolf. You look awfully familiar Goody you don't coach the Dees in your day job do ya. His laugh was lost in a cloud of blue and yellow smoke and I knew I was in for a good day. And so as we wound our way down the mountains along Wilson creek Road we talked and smoked and Toddy lay curled on the floor his eyes glazed over. Tell me about the starting 22 and the new game plan Goody I insisted. The cheroot was the real deal but I didn't think I had crossed the line well not all the way. Whose the back six Goody does Hibberd come straight in. We don't do back sixers anymore Wolf we just have one defender or really he is our keeper. Really who is it Goody. Well Wolf it has to be someone with great athletics speed power and not to much between the ears. He has to be all instinct and power. Oh well that's easy Goody its big Frosty. Yes wolf Frosty is way down back on his own knowing that he has only one role which is kill the bastards before they goal. But he cant stop them all on his own Goody I blurted as I inhaled the new cigar. Oh he is not on his own Wolfy we have the First Wave in front of him to protect him and to start our attacks. The First Wave goody I like it I can see me up there on my big mal. Wolf hang on your mixing metaphors or stonedreams or something. The first wave Wolfy has Bernie Vince in charge at the old CHB and he has the left trio and the right flank trio and they wait for his direction. The left trio is OMac Hibberd and Hunt and the right trio is TMac Prince and Salem. What dya think Wolfman each trio has a tall a runner and a kicker and Bernie is the fulcrum. Aah well Goody that's 8 behind the centre square isn't that gunna leave us short up forward and if that was the first wave is there a second or a third. Hey wolf pass that cigar over here and ill let you into the dream of footy by Goody. Okay but this better be good I need to book my September flights now. Well Wolf the second wave is in two parts the left and right Outsiders. These pairs of Outsiders are the missiles Wolf both runners and kickers on the left we have Melksham and Brayshaw and on the right Watts and Stretch pairs Wolf running as a team within a team. And the third wave is the Grunters yes Wolf big Max and Lewy Jonesy and Little Jack and they have the role to ignite us and they use the right and left trio or the right or left outsiders and like the relentless surf Wolf they surge and roll and crash and take flight. Okay Goody I am seeing it like this Frosty way down back on his own with a simple role that if it gets to him then take no prisoners. Meanwhile we have a line across the back of the square of Bernie and his two attack platoons and then across the middle eight guys four crashing and bashing and two on either side ready to run and run. Sounds great mate but that's 16 so you only have two guys up forward. Quite right Wolfy but guess who they are yes Hogan and the Truck oh [censored] Wolfy these two guys are gonna rip it up. Tuck starts in the goal square and Hogan starts way out on the left forward flank and you should see the patterns the run Wolfy it would make a dolphin cry. And so Wolfy we have 4 guys on the bench and who do you reckon they would be but first I think your bogarting that cheroot. Sorry Goldy well its easy to see whose on the bench it has to be Harmes oliver and Tyson or Kent or Garlett or Pedo bugger I don't know goldy. Well Wolf you've missed the point mate this is the sixth wave mate this is a team not four individuals they come on together and cause mayhem I call them the Chaos team and its Kenty mad as a snake Buggy mad as a rat Olly mad as a wild boar and Neville mad as wild honey. There was a strange sound in the car and it was Toddy on his back on the floor eyes rolling tongue lolling feet straight up and I swear he was singing...Its a grand old...