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Stretch Johnson

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About Stretch Johnson

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    Bushwalks, hoedowns, romps, sniffing things

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    The bloke who played good last week

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  1. Stretch Johnson

    Training - Friday 18th January, 2019

    Oh noes. He can't put weight on either foot. All his toes must be shot.
  2. Stretch Johnson

    Bernie Vince talks up Tom Sparrow on SEN

    I think there can be a tendency to exaggerate the contributions of some players for nostalgic reasons. Chopper was a handy senior player at his best and I think that he himself would agree with that assessment.
  3. Stretch Johnson

    Lewis Giving It Everything in 2019

    Whatever Lewis' failings he has the mindset of a winner. Has he imparted that to the team? I am not in the inner sanctum and neither are you anymore. These are the intangibles that outsiders cannot judge. He could yet be a key reason we win a flag.
  4. Stretch Johnson

    WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - NATALIE PORTMAN

    Unfortunately her psychology expertise may rule me out as a suitor. That and the fact that I am married, balding, middle aged and not that pretty.
  5. Stretch Johnson

    Training - Friday 30th November, 2018

    To add a bit of balance. I'd like to see threads where objective analysis and discussion can take take place fairly. And that this can be done without rebuke and censorship of those who wish to do so. Without the "bullying" by those who believe mistakenly that they are the propaganda department of the mfc. There should be no ownership of training reports and all reports should be welcomed. There is often some marking of territory that goes on. Football is interesting, part of that is the discussion of all that is good, bad and indifferent.
  6. Stretch Johnson

    Training - Wednesday, 28th November 2018

    I support the dees and the discussion and analysis of the game that Demonland provides.
  7. Stretch Johnson

    WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - NATALIE PORTMAN

    Amidala in a dees guernsey..... Oh my.
  8. Stretch Johnson

    Jason Taylor Resume

    I don't like premature adulation on draftees but I have a feeling that JT has nailed a couple. Probably raised expectations due to his impressive success rate. Far more excited about these prospects than I expected to be.
  9. Stretch Johnson

    WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - AARON NIETSCHKE

    Very nice highlights. Like the cut of his jib.
  10. Stretch Johnson

    WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - COREY WAGNER

    Never underestimate the dynamism of an AFL list. Every season a player's improvement seems to come from nowhere whilst a player seemingly cemented in the 22 drifts out.
  11. Stretch Johnson

    WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - COREY WAGNER

    Distant full brothers on both sides.
  12. Stretch Johnson

    The pre-season supplemental selection period

    Well this opens up a can of Mal Michael.
  13. Stretch Johnson

    Bailey Williams

    I would suggest that Roos was referring to the big strong kids that develop early but have little upside. I don't like talking about kids that I haven't seen but on reports and highlights this kid has a decent tank and moves well in traffic as well as being strong in the air. On appearances he is the type of tall you probably should be looking at.
  14. Stretch Johnson

    WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - TOBY BEDFORD

    Lol, what is ethnic. Are you Ted Bullpit?
  15. Stretch Johnson

    WELCOME TO THE MELBOURNE FOOTBALL CLUB - TOBY BEDFORD

    Yeah but don't spread it around.
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