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Mazer Rackham last won the day on June 13 2017

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  1. Mazer Rackham

    New CEO - Gary Pert

    HEY FELLAS! Post-queens birthday special offer. If you drive and Demonland and smash your car, but still get the post out, we'll pay your panel beaters fees! Up to fifty bucks! Terms and conditions apply and Demonland responsibly.
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    New CEO - Gary Pert

    Demonland responsibly!
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    Demons Grand Plan for Yarra Park Training HQ

    Guy doesn't have perspectives. Or policy positions. Or even a philosophy. He is a policy vacuum who fills the space with whatever seems like a good vote grabber.
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    Demons Grand Plan for Yarra Park Training HQ

    I don't recall mentioning my personal opinion of the merits or otherwise of bicycles vs cars. I am hammering on councils' over zealous condemnation of cars.
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    Demons Grand Plan for Yarra Park Training HQ

    "Two wheels good, four wheels bad" That's all you need to know to understand most decisions made. In fact you are now you are qualified to be a local councillor.
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    Demons Grand Plan for Yarra Park Training HQ

    "Dear local councillors, If you put this facility in place, no one will EVER AGAIN be able to park on the land used for it. In fact, the bigger the facility, the more cars & more drivers you will punish! Yours, MFC"
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    Marc Murphy at the Dees.

    The Athenians tried recruiting him under father-son but quickly found he lacked the mobility for the modern game. "He was like a bloody statue", said his coach. "Jason Cloke would have done a better job."
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    Round 13 Non - MFC Games

    The AFL don't believe in precedent. It kind of cramps one's style, and the TV moguls aren't interested anyway. The rules are already simple. The enforcement of their own rules is a task that is beyond the AFL mismanagement.
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    Round 13 Non - MFC Games

    Now we get to see the avalanche of junior players "just demonstrating" thing to the umps. Well played, Christian.
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    Marc Murphy at the Dees.

    Phil Rhodes was a workmanlike utility who played for Alexander the Great. Career statistics: 3 Thracians, 2 Persians, 4 Cappadocians. Delisted after the battle of Bactria where he copped a bad knee injury, and concussion. Tried for an assistant coach job with the Babylonian army but was forced to resign after a salary cap scandal. An honest trier, remembered fondly.
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    Marc Murphy at the Dees.

    Original was too deep, ET
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    Round 13 Non - MFC Games

    Rance should test the boundaries and demonstrate how he grabbed a bloke by the goolies. Star player + fan favourite = he gets off & the ump gets suspended!
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    Round 13 Non - MFC Games

    It's clear as day in the rule book. Intentionally making contact, attempting to make contact, carelessly making contact with an ump are all reportable offences. The umpiring dept has lost the plot. Why are they chumming up to the players and verbally coaching them when all they're supposed to be doing is refereeing them without fear or favour? Unless .... could it be .... they have a conflicting instruction that overrides their programming and jams their circuits .... "thou shalt contribute to the entertainment of the game". The AFL have a mania for creating grey areas and look what they reap. Self inflicted but all the rest of us suffer along too.
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    Round 13 Non - MFC Games

    Good old "Brownlow Contention" of course! I must try that next time I'm bretho-d ... "officer, I am in contention for the Brownlow." "Carry on then, citizen."
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    Marc Murphy at the Dees.

    "No go, Murph. I've sniffed around and no one wants a piece of you. Only club to show anything was Gold Coast." "And they're just as scheiss as us! So I'm stuck here then?" "Not stuck, Mark. Don't say stuck. Say, you want to stay here and help lead them out of trouble." "I'll be dead by then!" "Yeah, probably. But try to drag that part out a bit, I still want my management fees."
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