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Mazer Rackham last won the day on June 13 2017

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  1. Mazer Rackham

    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    the heavy hand of demonland has forced a ban on our tim tams this rigourous swat reminds this lot to refocus our thought on three fourths of aught
  2. Mazer Rackham

    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    Back off charlie. We're making a lot more progress on the classification of biscuits than you are on your precious Hogan trade.
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    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    Sorry. The list includes Oreos which by itself shows that the author lacks the experience, judgement and acumen to even know about a class biscuit like the Venetian.
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    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    There's no question that Wagon Wheels are the king of biscuits. But the fact that Oreos made it on to the list at all shows that the author has no idea about anything, least of all biscuits, and is likely a negotiator for Fremantle.
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    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    Yeah, well, I AM Jess Hogan, and all I ever wanted was ..... to darnce!
  6. Mazer Rackham

    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    I believe Hillary Clinton flew a faked Apollo 11 through the twin towers to make everyone think the earth is round. Which probably explains a lot of other things about me. (you're right)
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    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    Paul Connors: (thinks) let's see, how are we looking .... 4.5 million dollars, 0 credibilities .... total score ... 4.5 million dollars. Lookin' good.
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    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    Of course you are entitled to your own view. But according to my sources, who may or may not exist, and who are both shadowy and of impeccable repute, and eventually, something WILL happen, except in the situation where it doesn't.
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    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    I've read all 329 pages and I'm convinced he's doing both.
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    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    ... that tackler is a Nigerian prince whose father the king has been imprisoned by military plotters and his $100m fortune has been frozen by banks. And PB has been specially selected to gain 10% of that for a small favour ...
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    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    5 minutes prior to that ... PB's wife: you knew I was looking forward to that car! You've embarrassed me. You go right back and apologise and buy it!!! Or no nookie for the next ...... forever!!!!!!
  12. Mazer Rackham

    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    Josh Mahoney: ok, I’m finally ready to sell that car you’ve had your eye on Peter Bell: great! I’ve been hanging out for it. JM: I’m asking $15K PB: I think I can do that. Yeah, alright. JM: come around and we’ll do the paperwork Later… PB: This will be a big hit with the chicks. Here’s your 9K JM: 9K? We agreed 15! PB: Yeah, well, I just spent 6 of it on something else so you have to accept 9 now JM: I can’t sell it for 9 PB: take it or leave it, [censored] JM: will have to leave it. PB: (on twitter) I have pulled out of the deal. The asking price was not possible for me to meet. JM doesn’t negotiate in good faith. I don’t like the way that car handles anyway. And I think it’s got rust.
  13. Mazer Rackham

    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    Very responsible of Ricky to throw mud at Hogan's reputation like this. Wouldn't he have loved it if it had happened to one of his players when he was a (semi) respectable member of society. Hogan and his manager will be over the moon seeing his value on the decline because of this.
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    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    There's still a chance. Freo have the weekend to contemplate what they have thrown away. It may heat up again next week. They have cut off their nose to spite their face. When they realise that this has left them with no nose, they will have to look around for a new nose. And we have one who wants to be glued to their face. Any feeling of crawling back with tail between legs is all on them.
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    Jesse Hogan Trade to Freo

    Freo think this is a game of Diplomacy (the old board game) where you win by basically threatening and betraying the other players. Maybe Bell has watched too many mafia movies where the tough guy says "my awffer is 10 tousand bucks. An tomorrow it's gonna be 9 tousand. An da day after, 8 tousand." Maybe he thinks that we'll capitulate and just hand over Hogan for nothing.
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