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Uncle Fester last won the day on October 17 2015

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  1. Trade rumours

    If they can get something for him, and free up money, then I reckon they win. He's cooked. He's hurt more than he is fit, and has maybe 2018 and a bit of 2019 left in him.
  2. 2017 Player Reviews: # 8 Heritier Lumumba

    We got more value out of Lucas Cook
  3. 2017 Player Reviews: # 6 Jordan Lewis

    We missed a golden chance. His cool head (or even a loose punch) would have been worth 5 goals in a final. Lets hope he can pass in on to the kids next year before he leaves the game.
  4. The Jake Lever Thread

    Agreed. #10 and second round pick swap. Or #10 and Kent. I think he has it in him to be a very handy player, but it's not working here for whatever reason. Maybe Adelaide can see something similar in him, and back themselves to make it happen. I don't want us out of the first round of the 2018 draft. It's said to be big, and if nothing else the pick could be gold when next year's trade season comes around.
  5. AFL Finals - Week 1

    Early - mid season we probably would have won, or lost in a close one. In post WCE game we would have lost by 10 goals. Maybe it's best we are spectators.
  6. AFL Finals - Week 1

    Has Dangerfield hit a target all night? He is choking worse than a porn star.
  7. Trade rumours

    Pffft! Doctors are over-rated. Grandmothers. That's where the good oil is.
  8. 2017 Post Mortem

    Oh please! We lost our mojo after the WCE win. Part of it was injuries, and part of it the travel and short breaks, but lets face it - how many 4 q games did we play all year? Footscray is one... other than that we relied on bursts to overcome flat spots. By and large it worked, but then again it cost us a lot of winnable games and a lot of gettable %. We aren't a side that was ever really out of games in 2017, but we were also a side that was always a quick burst away from losing them either. Too many cameo players in the later half of the year, and not enough discipline or maturity to apply the brakes when things went against us. It hurts... but only a little. After the North game I could see that we weren't half the team that beat Adelaide, and that at least half our list needed to play solid 20 touch games each week, rather than 30 one week and ten another, to be any sort of threat in September. Done properly it can be built on over summer, so I hand it to the coaches to now make that happen.
  9. The Jake Lever Thread

    Bloody hell. Do you hide under a rock until this time of year, just to come out and throw sand into the machine? Seriously. Lift your game.
  10. The Jake Lever Thread

    Huh? Can we get a link to that please
  11. Demonland Podcast - LIVE Wednesdays @ 8:30pm

    I always assumed all three were a given.
  12. Bankers and shankers

    Me! Boyhood dream and all. I can see myself getting chaired off the ground as thousands cheer in adulation, and cringing Collingwood players are forced to bow and scrape, as fair maidens cast rose petals in front of my path. Sigh. OK. Back to reality. Inside 45 Watts. No question. If he has it there I have already mentally counted the goal, and am surprised when he (very occasionally) misses. Outside 45... Hmmm. Probably Vince or Milkshake. Hunt would be pretty hard to go past if it came to 55+, but whether it was a fluke or class needs to be tested again.
  13. $2 pies

    Was my first thought too
  14. Demonland New Member Meet and Greet

    Hi. I'm Uncle Fester, and I'm an alcoholic. Whoops... Sorry. Wrong support group Hi. I'm Uncle Fester and I drink like a fish because of my football team.