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Uncle Fester last won the day on October 17 2015

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  1. Uncle Fester

    How desperate are North Melbourne....

    Pffft! Won two flags on the back of pilfering teams in the 70's under new rules, and two on the back of Sydney giving away a young Carey. Other than that they've been a bigger joke than St Kilda. I hope that while they case every skirt in town Brown takes an offer from someone else.
  2. Uncle Fester

    Who wants a child membership?

    As I told my kids - you can follow any team you like, but just be aware that I only offer food and shelter to Melbourne supporters.
  3. Uncle Fester

    Go and get Gaff!

    There was. We learned that he may or may not be a good player, that he did or didn't win a B&F, and that WCE fans may or may not be shocked on hearing those (possible) facts.
  4. Uncle Fester

    Post Match Discussion - Round 11

    I thought Vince was pretty good on the weekend. Did some really nice things that the stats won't show. Sure he didn't always get it right, but name me one player that does.
  5. Uncle Fester

    Jake Lever injury - Confirmed ACL

    True, but I did hear a surgeon talk on this a decade or two back, and he mentioned that the Irish had the best knee guys in the world because of that. Some of them did come out here to help with sports knees. If they are no longer the top of the tree then that is a good think for the Irish.
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    Jake Lever injury - Confirmed ACL

    Yep. Those knees really don't like those quick stops. Although the Irish were pretty good over the last couple of decades because of knee cappings being a common thing in that [censored] for tat war.
  7. Uncle Fester

    Post Match Discussion - Round 11

    Not happy that we didn't double their score. It's a good problem to have.
  8. Uncle Fester

    The Incredible Hulk - Jesse Hogan

    Aha! We had icecream head in Darwin. Bloke that used to walk down the street with a 4ltr icecream container on his head offering to sell acid trips. Never took him up on the offer, but I get the feeling they were pretty good. We also had a very pretty girl that wore a raincoat, gumboots and washing up gloves, and walked around with two plastic bags full of old newspapers. She could have been a supermodel if she wasn't insane. I hope she is doing ok.
  9. Uncle Fester

    The Incredible Hulk - Jesse Hogan

    You can't just drop pillow head and walk away like that.
  10. Uncle Fester

    Over at the Doggies supporter forum . . .

    Keep executing the basics better than those against them - yeah, I know that it is a Goodwin mantra, as is humble, but it is true. The moment that we assume the other team will not be doing those things we will get hurt. By all means I hope the club enjoys it when it works, as long as they don't forget what got them there in the first place.
  11. Uncle Fester

    Dees Lead in 16 Categories over past Month

    Only 16? Lift your game, boys!
  12. I'm Spartacus, and so is my wife
  13. Uncle Fester

    Post Match Discussion - Round 10

    I actually got grumpy. I did a bit of 'FFS! Bury them!' mutters, and then I laughed as I remembered I hadn't seen a display like that in so very long. It's nice to feel arrogant for a change.
  14. Uncle Fester

    Is Goodwin the right guy....

    He stopped being cute. No more fancy set ups. No more trying to re-write the tactics book. He is doing - as he asks of the players - to keep it simple and execute the basics properly. Simple game plans that the players understand rather than fancy tricks that other (more experienced) coaches can pull apart after ten minutes. See ball, get ball, and if the other bastard has the ball take it off him. Yeah, I was harsh on him after the Hawks loss, and I stand by it. Clarkson ripped him a new one that day, but he learned from it. That, as it stands, is enough for me.
  15. Uncle Fester

    Post Match Discussion - Round 10

    The last couple of weeks remind me of the 87 finals. For a brief, but glorious, moment the sun shone on everything we did. What a time to be a demon. I reckon this will be a longer and more profitable journey.